Welcome to Obama-College
Educational Studies for Free. Where you can obtain a degree in Elite-ism.
Some of the courses offered:
a) The Art of deceit, dishonesty and disingenuous behavior: How to Fuck 300 million people with 1 cock
b) Hiring only the Best: making a right hire as long as they are left
c) Public Speaking – The art of ignorant, stupid and negligent statements. Guest Instructor: Nancy Pelosi
d) How to marry a man that looks like a woman—still researching this subject matter as we have not been able to find a birth certificate to confirm.
e) Supporting Muslim Radicals without Proof: screwing your allies with the same cock
f) Lawlessness – Having a morning Constitutional that is Unconstitutional – everyday
g) Rules and Regulations: The more the merrier—Christmas comes early and often and the American people pay for it—up the ass
h) Disinterested Behavior: The art of convincing those around you that you care, when you really don’t give a shit—except your daily constitutional
i) R & R: How not to play golf because I suck so bad the pro’s won’t play with me
j) Elective Class: Hanging with the Homies: How to be black without being Black – getting the vote
k) How not to write Legislation: Obama-care—nothing else need be said here
l) Immigration: Illegally transforming illegals—legally
m) Financing Radicalism: The art of negotiation at the expense of your allies
n) How to be Sackless: courageously standing for nothing
Upon graduation you will receive your certificate that you have successfully become a Far Left Liberal Lilly Limpdick.
Celebrate Joyously with a couple of Cubans