The Black Hole of News

Well, CNN has finally done it.  They have managed to outdo themselves and all other (so called) news networks, by providing us Elmo.  That’s right, the beloved Sesame Street muppet and friend to millions of children, to bring us the news.  It’s official – CNN has flown into the abyss, the black hole of news reporting and Elmo is now guiding there starship.  They are going where no man has gone before. They may not return.  One might also compare there flight into the black hole, as the “bung hole.”  Certainly no “real man” travels into that black hole, either.  Let’s move on here–please!!!