Man almost loses his head

Man gets his penis stuck in 5 lb. weight, this headline from a German newspaper, makes you wonder, what was this man thinking?  Did he really think this is how to improve my sex life?  This will make my penis, longer, bigger and stronger – and I can be the man I always wanted to be.  Heck, why not transgender if that’s the case.  It’s the “in” thing to do, don’t you know.

With the help of a grinder and a hydraulic saw, the fireman were able to break the weight into 5 parts, freeing this man’s penis.  I’ll bet his BFF (beloved member) was singing “Born Free,” or  “Free Bird,” or perhaps in the words of Martin Luther King, “Free at last, free at last, thank god Almighty – I am free at last.”

I would call this idiot a “dickhead”- but he still has one., — darn, too bad.  To think this moron likely still has the ability to procreate.  OMG!  Please abstain, please!!  Save the rest of us from your future self, offspring.  On the lighter side, he is a potential “Darwin Award” nominee.

Well, he has achieved his 15 minutes of fame.  Which is likely longer then his sexual prowess – probably the reason he got stuck into this mess in the first place.