Tennis Elbow

Description

Tennis Elbow: – is a strained muscle/tendon, usually from playing tennis, most notably in your forearms, wrist and around your elbow area, typically done from overexertion and overuse.  That’s basically what it is.  Being in the mind of the BerZerktoad, (often times out of his mind), I have decided to do something a little risky, slightly colorful for some and provide an off-beat sexual meaning, thus creating this T-shirt.

Truth be told, this sexually oriented parody on the phrase has nothing to do with tennis, although technically it could.  It’s purely about the art of, how do I say, or do I dare say – dare say! dare say!   Masturbation.  There it is, “I said it.”  Whew!  That’s a load off.  (No pun intended.)  The famous eventful exercise, sort of, (I assume one burns some calories), often experienced during the pubescent growing stages of life.  The art of personal pleasure, self gratification, all by yourself.  You’re a big boy now.  You don’t need anyones permission, now do you?   Hmmm?  There are various catch phrases, slang terminology that come to mind., The 5 knuckle shuffle, Rosy Palm and her Four daughters, Palm Reading for Pleasure, Spank the Monkey etc.

Just noticing that there is a common thread, theme here of textually and sexually oriented products.  Hmmm, what’s up with that?  Must seek therapy, perhaps?  – or perhaps it’s a lack of personal gratification.  Well, I hope the BerZerktoad is not rubbing off on you, Thmuh, Thmuh, Thmuh!  🙂

https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/000449.htm

https://berzerktoad.com/index.php/words-of-wisdom/